Marriage Life Before and After!!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there....
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage..
I die for you...
After marriage..
'You die, up to you..
Lagi lama married..
You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage..
You go anywhere... I follow you..
After marriage...
You go anywhere... up to you...
Lagi lama married...
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '

Before wedding...
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'..
After wedding...
'you are worse than Godzilla'...

Before wedding...
Roses are red, violets are blue...Like it or not, I'm stuck with you....
After wedding...
Roses are dead, I am blue...You get on my head, I will sue you....

Before wedding...
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La...
After wedding...
You want to go, he says you wait-la...

Before wedding...
She looks like Anita Sarawak...
After wedding...
Don't know whether katak or biawak...

HAHAHA.....ada sesiapa yang terasa tak ???